langernameohnebedeutung

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

  dochkavurdalaka

chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

  appendingfic

As a fellow union man i can relate - you do not let your employer know you can do anything you don't want to become your job

  housegoblin

Baldur’s Gate 3: But Make it Cats🐱

  ceescedasticity

  inklesspen

Yes, and the trauma from being forced to eat badly cooked versions of things persists as an adult, giving me nausea at what are even (presumably) not-badly cooked versions of the things.

My mother used to sauté mushrooms until very rubbery and include them in scrambled eggs. This was her favorite Sunday morning breakfast. Even if you tried to eat around the mushrooms, the flavor would still have permeated the eggs. It was decades until I could eat scrambled eggs without becoming ill at the taste, and I still can't eat most cooked mushrooms. It's just ruined for me. Thanks, mom.

  sleepiercreature

People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.

  poundfooolish

#remember chilchuk would tell you to always put ur own needs and rights first in the workplace 🧡 (@clowniconography)

  fangedprinx

This is the Union Chilchuck, reblog him to affirm your own worth as a worker and entitlement to regular breaks

  blujayonthewing

#keep senshi in your heart to eat well #chilchuck in your heart to maintain boundaries #laios in your heart to stay passionate #marcille in your heart to speak your mind #and izutsumi to be kbity [X]

  seldomsee

I can't stop thinking about this post

  astraskylark

*witnesses absolute horror* ✨✨kimi no tame no paartyy daaaaaaaa✨✨

  thedykeshop

We lost something as a culture when computers stopped screaming in agony as you connected them to the internet.

  maybegradschool

  thedykeshop

You would not have survived the dark ages. A webring would spell great peril. There was no search. And the dark things lurked out in the open in those days.

The computer screamed because it knew.

  lin-squiggly

if it didn't torture a landline phone for the duration of the process, was it really internet?

  geekandmisandry

My dad hit me with the info that there was an option to turn it off... the sound... the whole time. But he didn't want to tell me. Or to stop me from the, presumably character building, ritual of struggling to smother it to death with a pillow at 12:30am so I could be on the Forbidden Web and not wake my parents.

  morgenlich

time for one of my favorite tweets

  rat-sweat

i love him let him eat